User blog comment:Thibo1102/DWTD Parody/@comment-25361981-20150627210008

Here's what I've come up with:

Get attacked by a Velociraptor!

Get shot by an InGen copter!

Get killed by the Indominus Rex!

Get eaten by an infant T-Rex!

(DWTD Refrain)

Get poisoned by a Dilophosaurus!

Mess with a Pachycephalosaurus!

Get stuck in an airbag!

Die from a raptor attack!

(DWTD Refrain)